Ossom uppi og Tossom niðri, en ekkert þar á milli

Hér er hægt að nálgast Gunnar Krossmann og Birgi Vantrúarmann spjalla saman á Bylgjunni. Þrátt fyrir að margt sem vellur uppúr Gunna er óttaleg þvæla (en hann er svosem ekki alvitlaus, frekar en að Birgir sé alvitur), en mikið er samt röddin hans þægileg. Það verður ekki af honum tekið, né hitt að hann sé ágætlega máli farinn. Kannske er það einmitt það versta við kallinn - væri nú ekki betra ef hann væri örlítið óskýrmæltari heldur en ég?

Og áfram halda tengingarnar. Hér er býsnastórt brandarasafn. Ég hef nú ekki komist í gegnum þetta allt saman, en margir eru góðir - jafnvel þótt sumir séu bara velþekktar útfærslur af Hafnfirðinga-, kaþólikka- eða ljóskubröndurum::

„Leah had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
Yet Tony, her husband, had stayed by her bedside every single day. One day, when Leah came to, she motioned for Tony to come nearer. As he sat by her, she whispered, eyes full of tears,
"You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...
When I got fired from my secretary’s job, you were there to support me.
When my first hairdressing business failed, you were there.
When I got knocked down by a car, you were by my side.
When we lost our dear Jonathan, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what?"
"What dear?" Tony gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you bring me bad luck."“